Saturday, December 24, 2011

What I got

Cleo + Deuce Two Pack
I have been wanting this forever. Thank you Mum, and thank you Dad. Cleo and Deuce are the perfect Monster High couple.

Holt Hyde Basic

Frankie Stein School's Out.
See Holt.

First two books in the Heroes of Olympus
Yay! I love PJ and Greek mythology and I was really excited to get these two books!

VooDoo Doll Smiley
To keep me in smiles. My parents say I don't smile enough. But it's cute, and it's great. It'll go perfectly with my Time-Ninja voodoo doll.

$20 iTunes Cards
So when I wrote my wish-list, I wrote "surprise". My mother asked what it meant. I told her "buy me anything, just make it a surprise, like an iTunes card". Yes, it was an iTunes card. 

Ross Dependency 2011
A first day cover and a mini stamp sheet. Yes! Epical!

Smiggle "hang-on-your-bedroom-wall with a clock that tells you do not disturb"
This is epic. Now no one can annoy me HAHAHAHA!

So, what will you be getting for xmas?

Christmas Morning

It's officially Christmas Morning in New Zealand.

This means, for the next posts that you're going to get today, you'll probably see a post on my Christmas presents (minus photos), my airplane trip to the South Islands and other stuff, such as whether I prefer Vegemite or Marmite (Vegemite wins any day).

I also want to say this.
I will be writing two fanfictions, and possibly another novel at the same time. This means I might not be blogging much, as if I blogged quite a bit recently! Hehe.

And here's my Christmas present to you all. A few of my favourite images from Spartz Media.
I am a hipster. That's weird, I'm never a hipster! I usually follow mainstream. *reads Percy Jackson and watches Monster High* That's mainstream, right?



"Mum! I want this for Christmas!"

No words need to be said, except this sentence.

Internet Explorer? Pink Comic Sans? Who would use them? *backs off cautiously*

I don't have this, but my OC, Alexis does. xD

Where can I buy a shirt like that?

I wanna be megasuperawesomebestestforever friends!

Duh duh duh.. *hums rest of song because Zena doesn't know the lyrics*

The girl with the coolest umbrella in the school... now found an ever cooler one.

End of first post for today! Merry XMas all! And have a great holidays, whether it be Winter or Summer!

Tuesday, December 20, 2011

Holidays. What a joy.

Sorry, but I can't hide my sarcasm.
It's Summer. It's Christmas. It's the holidays.

I'm starting freshmen year anyway, so what's the big deal? I don't know. I'm nervous. I'm turning thirteen in April.

This is also random, but I just finished the Percy Jackson series. Must get on reading Heroes of Olympus. And I have a fangirl crush on Luke Castellan.

And the weirdest thing? I was taking to my friend Felica. We both have similar interests, but this concerns PJ and HP.

She has a fangirl crush on Harry.
I have one on Draco.

She loves Percy.
I love Luke.

Don't you find it weird? Also, Harry and Percy have black hair. Draco and Luke both of blonde hair. Both of us found it very unexpected.

What else?
It's the summer holidays and the best time for procrastination.

Signing off a fail of a blog post,

Tuesday, December 13, 2011

Because I never properly introduced myself

Er...hi! Yeah, hi!

First of all, people get my gender mixed up. I don't really care if you call me a girl or a boy, because what's the plot in determining gender on the Internet anyway? I haven't come up with a good reason... yet.

You call me either Kalc, or Zena, or iEat. I don't really care. I don't seem to care about much, and I'm quite anti-social, except on the Internet. You guys are lucky.

I am sort of well-known for being an android, being NaNoYWP's Jekyll/Hyde and mad scientist, and my Monster High Original Characters. For your information, I am not insane, I am just as sane as a mad scientist can get.

Now where were we...? Oh, back to me, I'm of average height and weight for my age, and I tend to dress casual. I love trench coats, although, sadly, it's the Summer, and no one wears trench coats in Summer.

I live in New Zealand, if you don't know. I speak with a New Zealand and it's my natural accent. I can also fake a fail of an American accent, but seriously I think American accents are hot.

Also, I have a fangirl crush on Draco Malfoy and Scorpius Malfoy. I still think I prefer Scorpius though.

Drawing is one of my hobbies and you can see my deviantArt here. However, it's full of Monster High art now, and I'm procrastinating on the drawing requests I got from NaNo. The good news? I only have four. :D

I also started a new blog. Here's the link ---> http://
Just MH stuff, so might interest you, might not.

I'm a conceited person, and I am a NaNoWar veteran.

Cake be with you,

I should blog more.

I should.

I have been spending too much time on NaNoWriMo YWP, deviantArt and

I'm also thinking of starting a new blog. It'll be about Monster High and such.

That is all for today and as you can see, it is very late at night but I am an insomniac so it is considered acceptable. *bows*

Signing up,
Overlady Zena Eats Idiots

Sunday, October 16, 2011

Download a ramble about accent.m4a from - send big files the easy way

We were discussing accents on Chatzy today, and I recorded myself. Enjoy the pathetic Kiwi accent.
Clicky above for epic-ness

This is brought to you by The Ferryman/Kalculator/Charon

Wednesday, July 27, 2011

Long time, no post, here comes a new one, I think I'm going to die....

Long time since a post, eh? I might have to shut this blog down. *evil grin* Just. Kidding. I don't have anything to blog about so I guess, blogging to blogging's sake? Yeah.

I just started ski lessons. /spam

I don't know why I just flagged that as spam. Spam is a kind of meat. Anyway, you're probably asleep by now. Meanwhile, this thread should keep you entertained:
I mean, who doesn't like Chuck Norris jokes?

After a while of thinking, I decided to uh, revamp this blog. So I have a competition for you.

• Make a header for the blog. It must say "A Ninja's Cake" the subheading can be either "Where cake fails us, epically" "Warning: Llama zone" "Eating lemons make you sour. Same with lemon cake?" or something like that. I'm weird.
• Best header will be made into the header for this blog. I'll credit you in the sidebars. *points* and a link to your blog/site/FB/Twitter/NaNo/Figment as well.

Yeah. More details...later. When I'm not procrastinating.

Eat cake, live, die, NINJA!

Friday, July 1, 2011

Please Figment...
Here. Now heart it and vote.

Love, Kalc

((I'll edit later))

Tuesday, April 26, 2011



I'm desperate to kick this RPG site up and so is NCIS1. We'll love it if you join, we'll hug you, and I'm currently working on my application right now anyway.

Please join.

We have cookies.

Kalc wants you to join

P.S I seriously do.

Saturday, April 23, 2011

Stuff, and more stuff

• First, I think I achieved something. I subscribed to Fayah's blog, plus I made her get obsessed with Owl City.

• I have a new obsession–Charlie MacDonald. You should check out his videos–


Thursday, April 21, 2011

Happy, happy camping

Not really. I might be on holiday but I'm not camping. I'm not living in a cabin or setting up a tent or anything, I'm just on holiday.

Also, I might not be able to camp happily because the Screnzy servers are down. The NaNo Servers are down too. *mumbles some seriously bad swear words*. I hope they get back soon, since I have to start Suicide by Suicide on the YWP.

I'm on 27 pages currently. I have three more pages to go. Maybe I should add more action in the fire scene, or maybe I should get hurry up and introduce the librarian. But I'm sure I'll get there.

Here's my favourite part:

It's a taco.

What's a taco doing here?

Salami passes the taco to Chi and pulls out her book.

The Talking Taco is a rare species that is related to the Tacos That Are Meant To Be Eaten, a kind produced and eaten everyday.

She holds up her book, "A Guide to Not-Very-Well-Known Species".

Most people don't know about talking tacos, but we do.

Wait, so it's a talking taco?

Salami nods.


Can we eat it?


What's the point of a taco if we can't eat it?

^I laugh my head off when I read it.

Cake, pie, tacos

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

The Board of PAMMG

Today, me and my Screnzy friend, NCIS1 decided to create a forum together.
We plan on having it for people with powers that develop at puberty, for example, you may get this shock of Alchemy at puberty when you turn rain into milo for example(that's what happen to one of my other characters on another forum).

Basically, it's a school off the edge of the world, where children and teenagers aged 11-17 around the world are sent to develop their powers. We don't know where it is, but the moment they step out of the world they were in, they had a feeling this place is not from the place they were, if you know what I mean.

Anyway, JOIN JOIN JOIN. This is newly started but JOIN! And eat lots of cake too.

Lots of cake,

P.S Fayah, if you join, I will promote you to a moderator.
P.P.S Yes, I am the Headmaster. Even though I'm a girl.
P.P.P.S Don't submit your applications just yet. Me and NCIS1 are still fixing stuff around.
P.P.P.P.S I can use BBCode
P.P.P.P.P.S I find HTML difficult

Script Frenzy

Have you noticed the Script Frenzy badge near my about me, have you?
You probably have. I'm writing a screenplay.

I made the above video. I guess you COULD call it epic, but maybe its not, maybe it is.
Oh, and by the way, you lost the game.

Peace, Love and Ninjas,

Sunday, April 17, 2011

First Post and Welcome

Alright, I decided to right a blog. No big deal, right?

Right. It's no big deal when you're writing a script, battling school and holidays and FORCED to study by your mother in the SCHOOL HOLIDAYS.

Well, that isn't too bad, because I have my MacBook with me and I'm blogging, obviously.

And eat lots of cake,

P.S The Cake is NOT a Life